Playing with Power the Nintendo Story

I don't know how this happened.

I don't know why this happened, but this is a constant across every group of siblings that played Nintendo games.

The older child was always Mario, and the younger child is always Luigi, which is weird, 'cause Luigi is a little cooler than Mario.

He's a little weird -- he has to work a little harder than Mario does to get what he deserves for doing exactly the same amount of work, but I was the older brother in my house, so I was always Mario...